The Presence of Evil - Tenderloin



JT Paradox: This unfortunate pair of footwear was lying derelict on the unsavoury streets of San Francisco's Tenderloin District. Despite the repugnant rubbish surrounding them, these platforms remain the most offensive object we could find. The impotence-inspiring design represents all the wrongdoing fashion has ever committed.

Dyanna Pure: Oh, Steve Madden! Shame on you, sir, for allowing your label to be attached to such a gruesome product. We implore you to send the evil design back to the Pagoda-Brothel whence it came.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Platforms are Steve Madden's siren song- he made a name for himself by 'redesigning' a slip on platform sandal back in the 90s.
The shoeless person's siren song is obviously crack if they've left these hideous shoes in the TL.

Todd Hudson said...

if the devil wears prada, the demons wear madden. ewwwww.

MJ said...

I think I just threw up in my mouth.

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