Fringe Purse - Revisited



Dyanna Pure: Thanks to everyone for voting in our Fringe Purse Poll. It seems that you all collectively feel the same way about the trend that we do--generally abide, but leaning towards hate. From what JT and I have observed, to really pull off the look you need three components:
  1. Quality leather and craftsmanship
  2. A classic, simple design
  3. A slouch, over-sized hobo shape
It's definitely not a trend for amateurs.

The Presence of Evil - Tenderloin



JT Paradox: This unfortunate pair of footwear was lying derelict on the unsavoury streets of San Francisco's Tenderloin District. Despite the repugnant rubbish surrounding them, these platforms remain the most offensive object we could find. The impotence-inspiring design represents all the wrongdoing fashion has ever committed.

Dyanna Pure: Oh, Steve Madden! Shame on you, sir, for allowing your label to be attached to such a gruesome product. We implore you to send the evil design back to the Pagoda-Brothel whence it came.

Black-On-Black-On-Black - Couture Corridor



Dyanna Pure: I'm a HUGE fan right now of boys in high neck collars. This gentleman's outfit is also a great example of the importance of mixing different fabrics and textures in order to pull off the head-to-toe black-on-black-on-black look.

JT Paradox: His Ben Sherman man-bag has a burst of colours in the corner which Dyanna said, "Really pulls the outfit together." I also like that his clothes fit well and are not overstylised. Rock on, my fellow asian dude. Rock on.

San Francisco Summer Essential: A Scarf



Heather is a JT Paradox friend and SFstyle alumnist from the EARLY days.


Some man-morsels with scrumptious accessories.


Mark Twain was alleged to say, “The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.”

So true. San Francisco fog brings a chill cold enough to ice beach-volleyball injuries. And it strikes when you least expect it, like the 4th of July or when you decide to brave the Richmond in pursuit of tasty dim sum. It is a wonder Dolores’ palm trees survive the season.

Another summer has come. Memorial Day has passed; it’s time to break out the white shoes and the snow gear. Inhabitants of the City by the Bay must prepare for sunny summer days that turn to misty haze. Distilled comes to the rescue with the San Francisco Summer Scarf™.

The San Francisco Summer Scarf™ is made in the season’s trendiest cotton yarn-dyes, because it may be cold, but sporting wool in August just isn't cool. Washed for softness, wrinkled for visual texture and cut to just the right length for easy-wear convenience, it adds a smart splash of color, washes easy and like many of this great city’s residents, it’s cool with both girls and boys. Best of all, it’s made right here in San Francisco.


Trends We Abide: Fringe Purses


Slouchy, oversized hobo fringe purse. Cute.

Suede fringe purse. Vintage looking.

Current fringe purse offered in the mall. Not so cute.

Another retail fringe purse. Rather unfortunate.

Fringe Purses. What say you?










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Q and A: Fashion vs. Function?



We recommend the Burlington Coat Factory on 5th and Howard if you need to buy a heavy coat during the summer.


These boots are acceptable to wear in a snowstorm.



Noelle Garza: All right Mr. Paradox, let me hit you with something.

So, I've been randomly stumbling on thesfstyle for a few months now
and with the new discussion on the UGH boots, I have a question to ask
of you.

How do one's feet stay warm and fabulous in cold weather?

I mean, I've been living in SF my whole entire life, but now that I'm
getting ready to move over to the moody and white east coast, I'm
forced to confront the fact that I have no fabulous footwear suitable
for the coldest of the cold weather. I've never even visited the east
coast. I think I might just freeze and never leave the indoors. I
mean, I can hardly remember the last time I wore socks. (On second
thought that might be kind of gross, pretend I never typed that)

I said to a friend of mine, "I want some shoes that are casual,
comfortable, not fugly, and can keen me warm in shitty ass east coast
winter. What should I look into?"

She responded with, "why not some uggs?"

Needless to say, I recognized that as a dead end.

So what say you, Captain Paradox?

Dyanna Pure: Dear Noelle,

I too am planning a move from sunny(ish) California to a colder
climate and can commiserate with your situation. While JT and I cannot
condone the use of UGHs here in San Francisco, we admit that drastic
weather situations do call for drastic measures, and concede that
sometimes utility must trump style.

While I don't plan to run out and purchase a pair of Leopard-print
Sasquatch UGHs at the first sight of snow, I do plan to invest in a
nice pair of winter boots (and lots of layering socks to go
underneath). To be honest, you probably won't find anything
mind-blowingly fabulous that will also fit your functional needs, but
its hard to go wrong with classic, elegant styles.

Good luck!

JT Paradox: My Dear Noelle;

There's a reason you don't see snow boots or desert regalia parading
down the runways of Milan. Fashion houses simply do not design
clothing for extremely hot or cold climates. This is an unfortunate
fact, and thus, all bets are off when you are in such conditions. I
have had the misfortune of travelling to New York during the
winter--and after experiencing the frigid temperatures there--I
sincerely believe that one should wear whatever is necessary to keep
one's bollocks warm. This is why SF is a great place for fashion,
since the weather is relatively consistent and rarely frozen over or
boiling hot.

The East Coast has some unbelievably intolerable coldness.
My suggestion? Roll with it, and wear:

-Utility snow boots with many layers of thick wool socks
-Leggings and/or thermal undergarments
-Layers of shirts and sweaters
-Heavy down Eskimo-looking coat
-Scarves, gloves and knit cap

You won't look glamorous, but you'll be warm.
There will be a time to dress to impress, but not at the risk of frostbite.

THE MORE YOU KNOW

Trends We Hate: UGH Boots



These Clan of the Cave Bear classics were spotted on the 38 Geary.


Luscious Cheetah-print number that we tracked into an American Eagle Outfitters. (Shocking).


Dyanna Pure: I took the above pair of floral UGHs! out for a spin around the Nordstrom shoe department--just to see what all the hype was about. In my official (and completely uncredentialed) opinion, this type of footwear is not NEARLY comfortable enough to balance out how atrocious they look. I'd much rather be caught out in my $5 Walgreens house slippers than these $200 abominations (**not that I would recommend wearing either**).


JT Paradox: We actually spotted a girl wearing the floral print boots with a matching floral print purse, but I was stunned by the atrocity and found myself unable to ready my camera.

UGH Boot Cons:
- Expensive. $200 average MSRP
- Not as comfortable as you would think
- Your feet will be sweaty and stank
- Suede and fur are impossible to clean
- Easily ruined by moisture and dirt
- Cannot wear to: work, gym, club, bar, or dinner
- Make you look like a dragon ball cartoon character
- You will suck at life

UGH Boot Pros:
- Easy to take on and OFF. I suggest the latter.
- Warm--but suede will be ruined by snow
- You will fit in with the Abercrombie-wearing masses

Conclusion: UGH Boots are UNACCEPTABLE.

A Fabulous Morsel - Bloomingdales Union Square




Dyanna Pure: It's hard to go wrong with perfectly tailored Dior, and this gentleman's suit is no exception. His skinny lapels hit the trend right on the nose.

JT Paradox: He's also got Paul Smith shoes and striped socks. I had him cuff his trousers up a little so you could see. It's men like this that make me wish I was actually gay.