Dyanna: I was thrift shopping in the Mission last week, when I spotted this cute Hipster Morsel in front of Four Barrel. This natural occurring breed of man-morsel can be classified by several defining characteristics:
0. Proximity to local watering holes
1. Classic color palette and proclivity to plaid
2. WWI inspired hair cut
3. Skinny, high-water pant
4. Serious scowl (I should note, he was actually really nice in person)
